~~ Once upon a time there was a Captain in Sweaterland. Seeing the sad plight of sweaters in the land, he shanghaied a rogue and commandeered a fairy godmother to go about rectifying this injustice.
They then fearlessly braved much peril, toil, and hardship to finally bring forth a SweaterLand filled with happiness, value, sui generis, and beauty.
To establish a NeverSweaterLand where sweaters never get old. ~~